Forget reindeer and snowflakes. Christmas in Britain is about arguing over the thermostat, drinking before midday and absolutely losing your shit when the M&S picky bits come out.
Our “Off My Tits on M&S Xmas Picky Bits” jumper is professionally embroidered in our signature elegant italic serif font — because if you're going to behave disgracefully around a mini beef Wellington, you may as well look classy doing it.
Available as a crewneck sweatshirt or hoodie, with a choice of garment and embroidery colours.
Details:
• Sweatshirt or hoodie
• Professionally embroidered to order
• Unisex fit
• Multiple sizes & colours available
• Made to order in the UK
• Ideal attire for Christmas Day, Boxing Day, the family buffet and your fourth lap of the picky-bits table
Basically British Christmas culture, embroidered.
Picky bits tragically not included.
